23.06
Charlie
Blowfly:
On
wow if you wanna join for a lil bit
23:10
Priest:
Thanks
but I'm seriously constipated and actually sitting on the toilet trying to let
stuff happen. It's not. So I'm pretending to do something else like FB. I'm
going to bed in a mo.
23:11
Charlie
Blowfly:
Do
the pooping stretches!
Makes
your tummy muscles move about.
It’s
disturbingly like the YMCA now that I come to think about it
23:11
Priest:
I'd
be lying if I said I hadn't tried.
LOL
23:11
Charlie
Blowfly:
And
lift your feet off the floor
23:12
Priest:
Yep.
Tried that too.
23:12
Charlie
Blowfly:
Tried
sticking a hose up your butt?
23:12
Priest:
And
drinking more water but now I just feel bloated as well.
LOL.
So not happening.
I
drank a Dare today too. It's all going to come at once isn't it?
23:14
Charlie
Blowfly:
Don’t
knock it til you've tried it. Colonic irrigation is amazoring
OH
GOD YES IT IS
On
the plus side - you were planning on repainting your bathroom right?
...just
maybe not knocking out a wall
23:14
Priest:
Let
it pour I say!
The
knocking out of a wall may hessian all on its own.
Happen
ffs
Oh
god I think something moved!
23:16
Charlie
Blowfly:
Bounce
up and down!!
23:17
Priest:
I
love that tog can talk me through a poo baby.
23:17
Charlie
Blowfly:
I'm
apparently named Tog now too. That’s less awesome. I sound like a caveman
*pokes
you with a stick* You make big poopy now.
23:17
Priest:
Was
supposed to be you LOL
Oh
the pike must have done it.
Poke
what the Fucking Fuck
Apparently
there area fish now.
Ok
that's it. Auto spell, you're a homo.
23:19
Charlie
Blowfly:
ROFL
Or
polearms
Which
might be more effective
They’d
scare the shit outta me LOL
23:20
Priest:
I
know right?!
23:20
Charlie
Blowfly:
Gah
I just got killed coz I’m talking you through a poop
LOL
how do I explain THAT to my party?
23:21
Priest:
Sorry.
I'm done now. Go back to your game. Tell them a friend thought she was in
labour.
23:21
Charlie
Blowfly:
ROFL
Did
everything... come out alright in the end?
23:21
Priest:
Yeah.
My poo is racist.
23:22
Charlie
Blowfly:
Rofl
How
so
23:22
Priest:
It's
Black
23:22
Charlie
Blowfly:
How
is that racist?
Is
it because your bum is white?
23:23
Priest:
I'm
white and it wouldn't leave when I told it to.
23:23
Charlie
Blowfly:
That’s
just being a bad tenant. Talk to department of housing they've got lots of
experience with black tenants not leaving when told
...
damnit now *I'm* racist.
23:24
Priest:
Don't
ask me to be all logical and stuff this time of night. I just gave birth for
fucks sake.
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