NO MEDIUM IS SACRED!

So I discovered recently that the lunacy and shenanigans that invariably take place whenever Facey McBones and I get together isn't limited to emails, texts and face-to-face... whilst playing World of Warcraft...

<Charlie Blowfly removes all her clothes.>

[Facey McBones]:  ummm Charlie... are you going swimming?

[Charlie Blowfly]: LAST ONE IN’S A ROTTEN EGG

<Charlie Blowfly jumps into the hot springs.>

[Facey McBones]: why are you swimming?

[Charlie Blowfly]: check out the spacegoat there

[Facey McBones]: I know right, he’s typing one handed

[Facey McBones]: now we’re all watching

(This is about the point where our lunacy moved from party chat to public...)

[Facey McBones] yells: DO A BARREL-ROLL

Charlie Blowfly splashes merrily about.

[Charlie Blowfly] says: a duckdive is about the best I can do I’m afraid

[Facey McBones] says: weeeaaakkkkk

Charlie Blowfly farts loudly. Whew... what stinks?

[Charlie Blowfly] says: errr... those aren’t MY bubbles. It’s the hot springs. Yes.

[Facey McBones] says: That’s a lie isn’t it?

[Charlie Blowfly] says: sulphur and all that.

[Charlie Blowfly] says: NO.

[Charlie Blowfly] says: ...

[Charlie Blowfly] says: yes

[Facey McBones] says: I can tell when you’re lying... your lips move

[Charlie Blowfly] says:  STOP JUDGING ME WITH YOUR JUDGEY EYES

Charlie Blowfly waves at Laloe.

<Laloe leaves>

[Charlie Blowfly] says:  apparently my bath isn't interesting anymore

[Facey McBones] says:  too many clothes still

[Charlie Blowfly] says:  you can’t get fully naked in this game

[Charlie Blowfly] says:  believe me I've tried

[Facey McBones] says:  I do believe that

Charlie Blowfly bursts into dance.

[Charlie Blowfly] says: ooh yeah

[Charlie Blowfly] says: check me out

[Charlie Blowfly] says:  you’d think with an ass this fine the ladytrolls would be wearing thongs but NOOOO

[Charlie Blowfly] says: Blizzard you BUTT NAZIS

Facey McBones waits patiently.

[Facey McBones] says:  You always do this after a drink.

Charlie Blowfly is busy shakin her groove thang. Or something.

[Facey McBones] says:  Why can’t we EVER just have ONE night out together without you starting shizz

[Facey McBones] says:  ...or gyrating at the air

[Charlie Blowfly] says:  I haven’t drunk much! Anyway I wouldn't HAVE to drink if you weren't SUCH A NAGGING HARPY

[Facey McBones] says:  maybe if you just paid a little more attention to noticing the things I’m all about

[Charlie Blowfly] says:  OH GOD NOT THIS AGAIN

[Facey McBones] says:  YES THIS AGAIN

<Facey McBones goes to the edge of the nearby cliff>

[Charlie Blowfly] says:  oh we’re at the big dramatic moment now are we? Go ahead – jump. Maybe I’ll get some PEACE AND QUIET

Facey McBones remembers a time when two pairs of tits in a relationship was fun.

Charlie Blowfly thinks about sandwiches.

<Facey McBones jumps off the cliff.>

Just for the record... I'm still thinking about sandwiches.